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杰克无意中进化出了一只恐龙，随着恐龙的迅速进化，杰克发现要保持新宠物的秘密越来越难了。很快，唯一比它更神秘的东西就是谁在寻找它夜华白浅夫妇感知元神解封，下凡镇压时，偶遇戒律二人插手，引发元神爆炸。遭遇意外的两人再度失去记忆和法力，分别阴差阳错来到凡间“桃花镇”，与关系错综复杂，个个神经奇葩的牛开一家住在一起。两人在人间再次经受爱情的考验，一边寻找元神下落和重返天庭的办法，一边还要为日常生活琐事而烦恼，期间经历“唐七著作《三生三世十里桃花》被禁”“真假唐七门”“真假白浅抢夜华”等各种奇葩事件，几组人马各怀目的，交织并进，引发了一系列啼笑皆非，又暖萌感人的故事。伯爵矢志要将失散八百年的圣经所记载的用来对抗魔鬼的五件“上帝的武装”一一寻回，经过一番努力，他寻得包括亚洲飞鹰Jackie（成龙饰）在非洲土人手中夺得的“圣灵宝剑”等三件，而另外两件在一伙恐怖分子手中。Jackie的朋友Alan（谭咏麟饰）的女友Laura（关之琳饰）在时装表演中遭僧侣打扮的恐怖分子绑架，对方期望用她换得所缺的“上帝的武装”。Alan求助Jackie，Jackie以会从恐怖分子手中抢过来伯爵所缺的那两件“上帝的武装”作担保，从伯爵手中借出他所拥有的三件。Jackie、Alan以及伯爵的女儿西行欧洲，展开救人夺宝的行动。年轻貌美的温爱莲（郑文雅 饰）感情之路却颇多坎坷，她曾有过三位丈夫，电影明星邓理庆（姜大卫 饰）、黑帮老大汤德仁（王青 饰）和牧师朱锦春（黄百鸣 饰）。但三位丈夫皆遭横祸死去，空给妻子留下大笔财富。失意的温算命得知，她命中克夫，可作富婆，却难为人妻。三个鬼夫不忍见妻子孤单落寞，决定为其找一个如意郎君。 　　羽模伦（谭咏麟 饰）和谭冠（曾志伟 饰）是供职于电台的两个主持人，他们主持午夜场节目“夜半奇谈”遭听众投诉，被台长臭骂。不过羽模伦却被三个鬼夫相中，并设计安排他与温相会……At 9:34 a.m. on October 15, the Beijing News published a report that "Shanxi 24 Teachers' Dinner Continued by Informed Criticism: Secretary of the County Commission for Discipline Inspection Dismissed". It said: On October 14, Tunliu County officials responded to the incident by saying that the above-mentioned informed criticism was a wrong decision made by the County Commission for Discipline Inspection on a subjective and mechanically applied basis. At present, drawer Shigui has been removed from the post of secretary of the Discipline Inspection Commission according to procedures and the county Discipline Inspection Commission team has been reorganized. In addition, the new team of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, together with the County Public Security Bureau and the Education Bureau, will reconsider and determine the reasons and sources of funds for the dinner of teachers in Tunliu County No.1 Middle School.我现在就打算多挣点钱，然后找个媳妇，再找一个后妈。