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1938年，流落于上海街头的失忆青年小夏，因无意中救助了唐家长子唐汉清，被唐家老爷收为关门弟子，学习雕刻红木家具。时值日军侵占上海，目睹日军暴行的小夏，逐渐恢复了记忆，他想起在南京大屠杀中，自己全家遭日军满门杀绝的惨痛经历，便开始了复仇之路。杀了鬼子，报了家仇，小夏归隐山林。不料恩人唐家因此遭难，小夏义无反顾出山解救。而后在爱国学生唐家小女儿唐汉彩等人的影响下，逐渐认识到国不存家何在的道理。最终，小夏从一个个人复仇者，成长为在共产党引领下，为民族大义而战的抗日英雄。
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曾在大陆当公安的李杰（李连杰饰）因一次勒索案，妻儿于其眼前惨被活活炸死，杰无心再当公安，抱憾辞职，不知所踪。而对于杀死妻儿的凶手，杰只曾听过的声音。
小禽龙阿拉达生活在白垩纪晚期，他自小就生活在一个桃花园般的小岛上。由一群狐猴抚养长大大的阿拉达从来就没有见过自己的同类，与他的狐猴朋友一直无忧无虑的生活在一起。一场不期而至的流星雨将阿拉达所在的小岛击毁了，阿拉达和他的狐猴朋友一起逃难来到了大陆。这时，因为大气变热，水源供给越来越紧张，阿拉达他们遇上了一群正在迁徙寻找新的栖身之地的恐龙并加入了他们。于是，阿拉达和同伴们一起开始了这次异常艰难的迁徙之旅。
"Because I have heard some scout comrades who came down from the enemy's rear say before, The Vietnamese army has the habit of dogs biting people. They just take advantage of the dog's low stature, The advantage of fast moving speed, Avoid fire, Then they rushed to the position with explosives and died with us. There is also the gunner who rushed up with the dog and bit us. Good jamming the gunner's shot, Buy time for their attack, I heard that they learned this tactic from Mao Zi. I don't know exactly what is going on. Anyway, that kind of "dog" is fantastic, with a large number and fast speed. It is difficult to hit all kinds of light and heavy firepower on hand. The closer they get to the position, the more they will take some simple evasive actions, which cannot be prevented.
I like what Sister Ping said: "I like to do one thing instead of insisting on doing one thing." Many people say that one must stick to it. If it grows in your blood and is as natural as eating and sleeping, it does not need to "stick to it" and just do it. Saying "stick to" is because you don't love enough, so you need to remind yourself all the time.
某艺术大学的美术系学生艾拉（顾莉雅 饰）已经大四，是系里不可多得的灵魂人物。在一次辩论赛中，艾拉带领着同系好友吴婷婷（叶青青 饰）、苏露露（王仲欣 饰）等一路过关斩将，重创劲敌音乐系。音乐 系的大龙（龙飞 饰）、二龙（龙泽 饰）、富二代路人丁（丁汀 饰）以及旁听生三强不甘就这样被几个黄毛丫头给打败，几个人找到才华横溢的康林（朱文超 饰）求救.....
留苏归来的武越打算找位临时女朋友，以抗拒家长对自己的工作安排。不料阴差阳错，对漂亮的饭店服务员马小勤一见钟情而不可自拔，拍出六块六毛六买酒只为博红颜一笑，而小勤正在为没钱给老妈买寿礼犯愁。捡破烂的老妈那姑是格格出身，打小吃惯的嘴，时逢困难岁月，经常扒在稻香村橱窗前盯着点心呑口水。心酸的小勤受精豆唆使，打算借用这六块六毛六为老妈还愿，买套稻香村的小八件为其贺寿。尚未成行，早就对小勤秀色垂涎的李经理抓住六块六毛六当成贪污事件相威胁，强奸马小勤未遂，准备强令其下放到兴凯湖农场劳动改造。此时，武越继母王校长动员小勤的残废哥哥瘸二爷也去支援北大荒。武越为其打抱不平，和骂功卓绝、言语犀利、出手泼辣的那姑联手闹王府，竟结成忘年之交。那姑喜欢小伙子志向人品，有心给小勤撮合却遭女儿拒绝，武越亦遭到小勤男朋友臭子的抵毁与仇视。臭子对离开京城怀有恐惧感，却被指派下放兴凯湖当管理人员，他希望小勤能留在北京为自己将来返京留个门，不惜抛弃尊严叫马小勤向李经理低头。
上海药业大亨梅雨亭之女梅云，受抗日大潮影响，与姐姐梅兰一起带着丫鬟、佣人，投奔新四军。在战士们的哄笑声中，梅云开始了艰苦的战争磨砺，而姐姐梅兰则因忍受不了战争环境的险恶逃回上海。姐妹俩从此分道扬镳。梅兰嫁给了投靠汪伪的汉奸特工头目沈子鹤。而梅云在战火中成长，并与新四军独立大队大队长凌永达滋生了美好的爱情。就在爱情果实逐渐成熟的时刻，新四军02首长秘密指示梅云潜回上海，打入汪伪特工。因为特殊战线的需要，被沈子鹤说服加入“汪伪”，同时登报宣布“脱离新四军”。梅云奉命去策反国民党邝秉义部。在邝秉义部驻地，梅云遇见了来动员邝秉义联手抗日的凌永达。面对所爱的人，梅云却不得不以仇人的面目出现。一直不相信梅云会背叛新四军的凌永达，此时面对着各种舆论和证据，希望借此当面向梅云问个清楚。梅云冷冷地告诉凌永达，新四军生活艰苦，同时一次又一次整她，她决意加入“汪伪”曲线救国。她警告凌永达，以后在场上遇见，她会拔枪以对。梅云所做的一切，都让新四军独立大队的战友们产生严重误会，凌永达更是痛苦万分，但内心深处却有一
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本剧由优酷喜剧工作室出品。第一季共有16集，每集40分钟，季于2015年12月11日首播，每周五更新。该剧由脱口秀、真人秀和喜剧秀组成，三“秀”合一，可以说是互联网时代喜剧的超级秀场。本剧主演由《爱笑会议室》、《开心麻花》、《本山快乐营》等众多喜剧大咖担当，每集以大开脑洞的形式解构一部经典剧作，给你猜不到的结局。第一季客串嘉宾有易小星、白客、孔连顺、宋小宝、沈腾、马丽等一线喜剧明星助阵..
"I was in a daze at that time. I looked outside and it was dark before 4 o'clock. Afraid of people coming in at any time, really. How did I wake up? Listen to the loudspeaker, the ship has the loudspeaker megaphone, suddenly rang, I heard the captain's voice, the captain began to shout, 'Baud, who else are your associates, hurry up, I know all about it'. After the captain shouted twice, it turned into Liu Guiduo's voice. Liu Guiduo shouted, 'Whose person do you think Huang Jinbo is?' At that time, I was blindfolded. What exactly happened? Because they were united at that time and I didn't know anything about it beforehand. "
影片向《机器猫》致敬，每集围绕一个神奇发明展开，暧昧报警器、脑残粉病毒、原生态眼镜、心灵抚慰充气娃娃、女神毁灭三件套……剧中人物用这些发明去达成他们的目标，但在实践过程中，却阴差阳错地产生了各种无厘头的笑料。
尹旭心如明镜，知道原因全部来自于玉娘，也就是魏王豹名义上的薄姬夫人。
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